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message archive

Systematic approach to saving and protecting the data contained in a message so it can be promptly accessed
Message archive can contain Athousandfold Yourposts Aswell Intouch Helpu 4urbusiness.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Message tower

When delirious from sleep deprivation, or inebriated from intoxicants (generally uppers like amphetamines, but at times downers such as heroin) the afflicted will respond to questions/conversation with nonsense or gibberish, although often it may-at least in part tie in to the subject leaving the witness confused as to what they had justy heard. Most times the afflicted will only"message tower" past the first question, causing them to realize what they just said made no sense and waking them from the confused dream like state.
Yeah, brandon was up for five days and started to message tower "it's fun to watch the kittens play" at his moms. They dont have kittens at his mom's.
by Enki88 June 30, 2019
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massapequa

If you like pussy you can fit a bowling ball into, Massapequa is right for you.

A town comprised of wanna-be gangsters, and a limitless amount of sluts ranging from late teen all the way to the ripe age of 11.

Where are the parents you may ask? Well, they either don't give a fuck, or they pretend they have no clue that their son comes home at 1 AM stoned, drunk, and probably butt-fucked by his homo-in-denial buddy, and a daughter who's been knocked up serveral times and has plenty more to come.

A town where driving 70 miles per hour down a sidestreet makes natives feel they have a really huge cock. But nothing says I have a huge cock then rolling down your window while driving past a 12 year old kid on merrick road, and screaming something that most of the time isn't even a word.

You'll need a huge dick to have sex in this town, cause girls here...lets just say theres alot of room. Another thing you'll love about Massapequa is the AIDS!!! Gotta love them AIDS!!! We are number one in the U.S.! YEAH!!! MASSAPEQUA'S #1!!!
"Lets not eat at the Massapequa diner, we might catch the AIDS."

"Bra my dick is SOOOOO HUGEEEEEE. Want to see?"

"I'm not gay"

"Bra"

"Ya Bra why does my ass hurt Bra"

"Bra. This Saturday, i'm drinking Jack Dainels, then I'm gonna drink..."

"I suck dick for cash"
by K-Stro September 30, 2006
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sex message

a text message that is sexual and is usually intended to get a sexual response
dude, stop sending sex messages your girl friend when im here, thats for your privite time only!
by bostonfan January 30, 2009
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Text Message Ho

A late night girl whom is strickly communicated with via text message. Under no circumstance would an acutal vocal conversation ever take place.
I had to bang out my text message ho last night, kiiiiddd.

Dude, that chick is a text message ho. Strickly text scene.
by Rusty Colebrook January 3, 2009
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Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.
Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!
by Leesydney November 17, 2010
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Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song

I decided to play "Hit me baby one more time" BACKWARDS, and you'll be astounded and truely amazed at what I found! The first sound on this definition is the results of my venture!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!
by lazirus July 6, 2004
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