M Lite

A BMW that isn't a proper M Car.

You have mainline BMW M Power High Performance cars, such as the 1M, M3, M5, Z3M, even the M2, for example.

But there are range of more affordable, not so premium, and overall a less desirable car - and that is the M Lite!

These cars will include M140i, M135i, M50i, M340i, the new Z4 M40i and any Diesel

(the "i" at the end stands for "I Can't Afford An M Car")

The problem is, owners of M Lite BMW's usually tell everyone they own an M1 or M3, because they're too ashamed to tell the truth.

Also, do not be fooled by what M Sport owners say - this also falls under the moniker of M Lite.

Car guy 1: "Hey, I just got a new car!"

Car guy 2: "No way! Did you get that BMW 1M you were telling me about?"

Car guy 1: "Uh.. Yes, yes I did! It's great. Feels so good to finally have a M Power car. I love my M140i"

Car guy 2: "Hold on.. That's an M Lite! Why would you lie to me like that? We are no longer friends"

by Master Fuego April 5, 2023

Kailana M.

Kailana M. is the most special person that I could ever ask for. she would always know how to love and care for someone so much that you can just only think about her all day with her beautiful smile. She's all that I ever wanted and is the best girlfriend ever :)) I love her so so so so much<333 and I would never want to lose her.

Hey, how is it being with Kailana M.???
Its been amazing she's the best and most gorgeous girlfriend ever :))))))

by fl4kit4ki April 22, 2023

Claire M

This amazing girl who is turning 18!!!!! She is very intelligent and funny, great at school and awesome, caring friend to everyone, plus she is super pretty. She's gonna ace out-door ed exam and Japanese exam as クレアは日本語は上手です！

"wow, I wish I was a Claire M. But no I'm just a Joseph." *no offense to Joseph*

by greenie_l October 25, 2019

R&M

Simple: Rest & Masturbation

Maggie: Ahh! Just got back from the weekend spa. Got some much needed r&m.
Mary: *under breath* Bitch

by pshekpollack November 11, 2020

The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.

Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M

by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020

Maja M

Maja. Common name of a simp

Damn, your Maja M - ing

by The internasjonal institution October 27, 2020

M Kat

A street name for the drug Mephedrone which is a synthetic drug which began to grow in popularity in 2008 in the UK when the drug was still legal, then in 2010 the government it was scheduled a class B drug. The drug produces similar effects to cocaine and amphetamines, but it's much worse and the comedown is fucking horrible.

Whatever you do, don't touch M Kat, it will not be good in the long run. I know first hand.

by UltimateDoge August 27, 2022