Luke hemmings

Hottest guy ever to exist

Person: have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
Fan: yeah that fake betch

Only the 5sosfam will get this if not go to YouTube and search Luke Hemmings fake betch and it will explain everything

Btw follow me on Instagram @5sos_is_ma_jam

by Luke’s baby mama July 27, 2018

Luke Hemmings

A very hot guy from the band "5 Seconds Of Summer" or "5sos." He has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the lead singer of the band. Luke used to be very shy, but ever since getting used to the fame and dating Arzaylea, he's just not the same. According to Luke's past two girlfriends... he likes girls with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a great personality and is very kind to fans. He's also very kind to his band mates if not joking around with them.

1)have you heard of Luke Hemmings?!
omg yessss he is so hot
I know right!
I want to meet him so bad
same

2) omg I met Luke Hemmings he was sooo sweet
luckyyyyy he seems so nice i just want to hug him and never let go
i wish I didn't have to

by penguins07 August 10, 2016

luke mclennan

A Luke Mclennan often as a bigfoot hairy penis.
It often dies in it's 20's as it cannot find a mate, and will wither without any sex.

Pedo 1: Hey! That guy looks like a virgin!

Pedo 2: Let's rape him!
Pedo 1: Nah, he looks like a Luke Mclennan.

by DickSucker789 February 9, 2015

Luke Harrison

A "Luke Harrison" is the act of performing sexual intercourse whilst playing a flute, from the movie "Eyes of The Knight".

Sam: Did you get with that lass last night?

Ronald: Yer, she was well good

Sam: But didn't you have music lessons

Ronald: I multitasked, did a Luke Harrison on her.

by The Wisperer v2 November 5, 2009

Luke Joback

A hot, gorgeous, sexy, amazing, fabulous, glamorous, beautiful boy!

OMG I just talked to Luke Joback, freakout!!

by itsmeee886886886 December 4, 2010

Luke Gallo

Massive fuckboy, thinks he’s popular, but no one really likes him. He’s literally had 13 girlfriends, not a single one hot.

Luke Gallo has no friends.

by Stro62305 September 26, 2018

Luke's Mom

Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.

That bitch was totally a Luke's mom.

by nw968 January 8, 2012