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Canadian Lobster Tail

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch
by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011
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Lobstervision

Lobstervision refers to the color and composition of the Heads-up Display (HUD) for the "Covenant Elite" Player Model in Halo 2.
Oh Mah Gahd, I'm lookin' at it through the lobstervision!
by Paintbait June 11, 2006
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Looks Equals

Two people who are in a relationship, dating, or having sex whose physical attractiveness equals each other.
Looks equals: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. Rihanna and Chris Brown. Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito.

Not looks equals: Christina Aguilera and her husband. Princess Diana and Prince Charles. J. Lo and Marc Anthony.
by Jessara December 22, 2008
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Lobster

A casual name for a person you are having sex with but are not committed to.
Jim: Bill, You and Meghan have been spending a lot of time together. Are you two getting serious? Bill: No, she is just my lobster.
by rnnrdad February 15, 2017
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Little Lobster

Dannggg!!! The new chick has some little lobster going on.
by erb1er August 13, 2007
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Furry Lobster

Slang term referring to the genital region of a woman with a good amount of pubic hair.
The date went well and ended with a nice serving of furry lobster.
by alphonse55 May 8, 2007
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Brazilian lobster tickle

Getting a hand job from a naked Brazilian with lobster claw oven mitts
Man that chick gave me a Brazilian lobster tickle last night.
by Don't mess with the zohan March 18, 2014
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