Minecraft Merchies

A toy you buy from Mojang

Minecraft Merchies! Minecraft Merchies!

by lilyoy March 23, 2021

minecraftard

when someones retarded and wont stop playing minecraft

person 1: hey minecraftard go play gmod or something
person 2: whats a minecraftard?
person 1: someone who is retarded and wont stop playing

person 2: ...

by User139575 April 4, 2021

Minecraft Hacker Legit

You alsways see those mf's in your bedwars lobby's/matches. They are shit and annoying.
Like fr who even uses hacks anymore.

You: HEY!!! THAT GUY ITS A MINECRAFT HACKER LEGIT!!
Hacker: Stfu bozo
You: "gets clapped by hacker"

by LegitMinecraftPlayer April 8, 2021

Minecraft Water - Bucket - MLG

When you suck your own cock

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna have sex tonight
Me: Nah I'm Minecraft Water - Bucket - MLG-ing tonight

by microsex April 10, 2021

Minecraft

A game that you build what you want and kill everything else

"yo I just got minecraft and I made a house!" "That's cool I made a mansion! It took me a while but that's just thing's you can do in minecraft"

by Kil3r420 April 16, 2021

Minecraft

a game where you mine and craft

im playing minecraft, wbu?

by callmebenz May 10, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021