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Literal Asian

a Literal Asian is someone who is from anywhere in Asia
Ex:
India
Israel
U.A.E.
Russia
China
Japan
And all of Asia.
Q. David's Asian? I though he was Jewish O.O
A. No smart ass, Judaism is a religion, He's Israeli. He's Asian. Israel is in Asia. He's a Literal Asian.
by DaSianMan March 20, 2010
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sub-literate

man, am I gonna sub-literate those working classes today.
by millerthegorilla January 29, 2009
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lifer

Someone who makes a career out of working in a particular call center. There will usually be one or two people in a call center that have been there for eight years or so (maybe longer) who have somehow escaped the regular fire-hire process that call centers go through. They usually have a tired, burnt-out look to them and can be seen hunching over their workstation in a hazy daze.
Rob wanted to be a lifer but he kept getting canned because of his metrics.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
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lifer

Someone who will spend the rest of their life in prison
Most of the lifers here are miserable since they know they will never leave the prison again.
by sweet catastrophe August 29, 2009
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Listerine Challenge

Something that's only a challenge for the lowest most disgusting people. If you have an oral STD or no hygiene from basement dwelling and tendies eating than you may find holding Listerine in your mouth challenging. But if you aren't a cousin fucking piece of garbage its no challenge at all and doesn't hurt lol
I woulda made out with the bitch but she couldn't do the Listerine challenge for 30 secs so imma pass on catching that gum disease
by Frunkis fag November 14, 2018
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Ill literate

1) The purposeful disregard for all manner of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in order to limit thoughts to 140 characters. -OR-
2) The unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone buttons without auto correct

(*Not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)
"John just texted me, 'I b thr 8 tmrw bring beer'... Damn, he's so ill literate!"

My Friend's Facebook status reads: "dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $."

... I can't understand this ill literate shit!
by BeckyMoMecky September 12, 2012
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Literary Beast

1. Someone who is very good at English; someone who may never fail at English no matter what

2. Someone who is good at analyzing and interpreting texts
"Can you tell me what David said? I don't understand his thesis at all."

"Well, it's simple. He's trying to say that guys are trying to avoid talking about their feelings because they don't want to lose all sense of masculinity, which is something they feel they should be able to always count on. Is that right, David?"

"Uh...yeah..."

"I only read your introduction and I got that? Yes! I am SUCH a literary beast!"
by 'Keda-Kay November 4, 2007
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