Skip to main content

Loaf

Yo that’s my fucking loaf right there!
Yo what up loaf
by yeahyeahyeahyeahyaehyaehyaeh January 7, 2022
mugGet the Loaf mug.

Loaf

1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn
1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.
by FuckYeahMontana July 9, 2010
mugGet the Loaf mug.

Loafed

When one male takes multiple loads in one’s ass by multiple males back to back with no rest in between loads.

No to be confused with being Bread which is define; when one male takes one single load by another male.
OMG… my sling just arrived by mail I can’t wait to set it up and get loafed at my birthday party tonight.
by Str8forpay July 5, 2024
mugGet the Loafed mug.

to loaf

LOAF (verb) - To skillfully navigate the path of financial prosperity, turning every strategic move into a banquet of abundance in very relaxed manner. To embody success, establishing a flourishing existence. To LOAF is to metaphorically accumulate a wealth beyond measure, crafting a future that resonates with prosperity. Much like the universe abides by its laws of attraction, LOAFing aligns one's financial trajectory with the cosmic forces, drawing in success and forming a reality core where abundance is the prevailing rule. one loaf = one million

Example Usage:
In the heartland, we loaf by sowing seeds of financial prosperity. Plant dreams, nurture ambitions, and watch them bloom.

I am loafing it!

Since I am out of these streets I am just loafing.

Just graduated from the school of hustle - now it's time to LOAF! 🎓💰

Just met up with Jake for coffee, and between sips, we were loaf' ing about our financial futures. Easy talk, no stress - just casually navigating the path to get my first loaf.
by btcoverload January 29, 2024
mugGet the to loaf mug.

Loaf Crusher

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS
by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025
mugGet the Loaf Crusher mug.

Loaf

Quit munching on my back end before i loaf ya in the gut.
by houdinigotloafed January 9, 2018
mugGet the Loaf mug.

loaf pan

noun. The admirable curvature of a supple and fully-formed female posterior. Despite their attractive shape, loaf pans may present traffic hazards.
Man 1: Hey, check out that stainless, non-stick family size loaf pan!

Man 2: Look out you rubbernecking fool, red light!
by Norwegian Blue December 14, 2008
mugGet the loaf pan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email