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Leo

I have the fattest ass
Dude: omg Leo you have the fattest ass
Me: I know
by Leowiththefattestass November 6, 2021
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Leo

Leo’s are some of the worst zodiac signs out there.
But at the same time it can be the best. Because while they’re: funny, giving and loving… they can also be: “two faced” arrogant and flat out rude.

Leo’s are born in the last half of July to the first half of August.
And it’s said that August 14th Leo’s are some of the most disliked.
Leo: I’m a Leo!
Taurus: yikes, I don’t really like you’re star sign… when we’re you born?
Leo: 15th of august

Taurus: phew the first day is 14th of august.
by Rosaposa123 May 27, 2021
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John Leo

Ma pride. Mo reply rag ganahan. Player. Incredibly Liar.
John Leo hates girls but girls love him.
by Hatkik May 16, 2022
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Leo

Leo is a smart, handsome guy. They are great companions and love to analyze the smallest details in people. They find pleasure and comfort in the complexity of the world. If you have one as a companion, they are extremely kind to you. They can help you even in the most tricky situations, since they know all about social interaction, and human tendencies. There were a lot of them in ancient Greek and Roman civilization, but they have recently been dwindling in numbers due to the fact that they die within 3 hours of contact to all forms of stupidity and ignorance. Recent studies show their species are that of one big hive mind, and their central nervous system is based off of an Ultra-Leo. Leos refer to this being as an Übermensch or God, as did most of the people when he first appeared in 1 AD in Bethlehem. the local peoples of this town confused his name with their native tongue, and as such gave him the name of Jesus. He was eventually killed, but since he is reportedly immortal, he is rumored to still be alive to this day. He has never been seen since. Despite this, most Leos supposedly bear a resemblance to him, specifically in the unusually long length of their hair. The location of this Ultra-Leo has yet to be found. Leo's are also relativity funny and never afraid to take on bets and crack a joke, although their humor is rarely understood by anyone other than themselves. Overall, they are generally an astounding people.
Legend states that if you use "Leo" in a sentence, you will forever have good luck.
by Inquiry.MATRIX September 30, 2020
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Leo

Leo is the name of my blue eyed boy he is kind and caring and a real mammas boy . By Nina Flynn his loving mother x
by Soundbender November 23, 2021
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Leo

Leo’s are loved by everyone. They are kind most of the time and even if they are angry with people they never shout. Girls call them cute which annoys Leo’s a lot
Girl:Leo your so cute
Leo:Yes yes ok
by Cjdjddndnsk March 28, 2021
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Leo

A 16year old guy that is born on the 13th of july. He has a big cock that looks like a tiger from a jungle. The cock is big and has a giant eichel.
What a Leo. (You say when you see a big cock with a giant eichel)
by kosinhoooo20 January 2, 2017
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