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texas leaguer

A description of a weak hit in baseball that falls into the outfield just out of the reach of the infielder and just in front of the outfielder.
While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.
The skinny little batter could only hit Texas Leaguers.
by RexGibson August 16, 2006
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Little Leaguer

Coach a little league team to the city title, take them out to pizza to celebrate, have them come back to your house for ice cream, kill them, have sex with them and bury them in the walls of your basement.
Hey man where's Rick been, I haven't seen him in months.

Dude, he got sent to jail bro, got busted pulling a little leaguer.
by sanfred December 17, 2010
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she's out of my leagues

I don't qualify for her. She's too much for me.
I'm not confident to ask her out. I'm an asshole for her ;)
"Look at her, she's wonderful, why don't you ask her out"
"mmhh, no, I think She's out of my leagues"
by chorizo_bionico January 22, 2012
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Major Leaguer

After finishing anal sex, you remove your penis with fecal matter on it and use your penis like a crayon to apply eye black under each eye of your girlfriend
My girl didn't clean her ass good enough, when i pulled out and saw mudd on my dick, i turned her around and gave her a major leaguer! play ball bitch!
by cleverone1 June 16, 2010
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Laivy Leaguer

noun
1.
a group of students not quite good enough to attend colleges and universities in the northeastern U.S., consisting of Yale, Harvard, Princeton, Columbia, Dartmouth, Cornell, the University of Pennsylvania, and Brown, having a reputation for high scholastic achievement and social prestige.
Despite her perfect SAT score, multitude of extracurricular activities, and flawless grade point average, the Laivy Leaguer was still not accepted to Harvard.
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Major Leaguing

1) Totally blowing off/ignoring a team-mate or partner when they try to congratulate you on a nice play.

2) Completely blowing off/ignoring an acquaintance for no apparent reason when they perform some gesture of recognition towards you.
1) After picking up a nice block, Kyle Major Leagued Lee's attempt to high-five him on the way back to the sideline.

2) Me and Ashlee were talking and she called Sandy over. They talked for a few and Sandy started walking off. When I waved at her she kept going and didn't even make eye contact. Damn... Major Leaguing me like that.
by Do0b1uS March 26, 2011
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LeagueOfMartino

A 5 ft 2 Chinese kid who plays League of Legends 24/7. For unknown reasons he's called himself Bum Buddies XD. He munches on fast food more in a week than a normal person does in 6 months. While he may be Gold, his mind is still stuck in Bronze with no hope of moving. He also has tendencies to high scream pitches when you take his cs which makes one question his real gender.
Look it's that thrash bronze player LeagueOfMartino.
by SwEg21Official November 28, 2018
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