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Kiss the mezuzzah by moegreene December 23, 2009
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Kiss the Grouper
An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.
Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!
Kiss the Grouper by GustavoS June 4, 2013
kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die
(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die by Uncle Dimma February 13, 2014
kiss thru the phone
kiss thru the phone by kissmethruthephone6789998212 June 10, 2014
kiss me baby one more time
a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
kiss me baby one more time by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2015
Kiss Under The Dickletoe
When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked
At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe
At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe
Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "
Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"
Gary:"I love christmas"
Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"
Gary:"I love christmas"
Kiss Under The Dickletoe by hercumungous March 3, 2016