Kevin

Smart, nice, and cute.

“Kevin got straight a’s”

by Haley’s. May 22, 2018

kevinize

to fuck with someone you shouldn't: underage girls, employees that are doing their job well Already, etc

"Did you hear about that 17 yr old that made out with the much older guy?"

"Yeah man. Bitch got Kevinized"

"Hey, can you do this extra task for me that's not really necessary but I'm under the impression is Essential to this getting done?"

"This guy is a kevinizing rampage today"

by Smergy Borfendorf November 13, 2013

Kevin

Kevin is your basic non-abusive step-dad. He drives everyone to softball practice, and is also the coach. Kevin loves wearing polo shirts and khakis, so people often mocks him for being way too basic. Kevin also likes black coffee and is extremely socially akward. He’s your basic 50 year old back burner bitch.

“Hey Kevin, is that a new shirt?”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”

by Senketsu April 17, 2019

Kevin

A gay man who keeps saying he isn't gay

Guy: Dude you're gay

Kevin: Am not!

by ChickenButt2 April 14, 2019

Kevin

basicilly a guy with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, he have long beautiful hair and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic if you ask him a dumb question. He do anything to help family members and close friends. He knows how to fight but he don't say anything about it.

Kevin loves sport he play any kind of sport except soccer.

by Cosculluela23 August 9, 2017

Kevin

A nigga whomst triple gay

Guy: ayo, you know Kevin?
Other guy: yeah that mans be the triple gay'st'v'll'm'st

by Your family tree lgbt March 27, 2018

Kevin

HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU KEVIN MANNI OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST YOU GINGER FUCK YOU ARE THE GAYEST PERSON ALIVE @mateo.schaefer on insta

Kevin likes penis

by Yuribot April 19, 2019