Eastern Kentucky

One of the most corrupt, unhealthy, God-forsaken, stigmatized, and isolated places in the USA. 99% white and extreme poverty in 20 counties. You see nothing but trailer homes for hours until you get to pikeville where coal has been confused with Jesus. The poorest people in America have been bought and sold with dirty money and blind faith. PS if you're not white be prepared to be stared at and potentially followed.

-"I'm going to eastern Kentucky this weekend to visit the medical school in pikeville."
-"That is some corrupt shit out there. Plus I thought you scored better than a 21 on your mcat, you know, because you took it when you were awake."
-"You're right, but I wanted to see what the region was really like with my own eyes since I'm a Kentucky native."
-"That's respectable, man. But be careful out there on the winding roads where people will flip you off for driving under 70 miles an hour around a pitch black curve at night. And don't take any wooden nickles!"

by BerryTellsTheTruth April 12, 2015

Kentucky brain

When two people constantly think alike for no reason, it is said they share a brain in Kentucky.

Great minds think alike... and so do ours!

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

kentucky flapjack

Three or more people in an ass fucking stack, usually followed by a p-town fire drill.

"Honey, if being gay was sinful, do you think that an Idaho State Trooper would have recently caught the son of God in a public restroom with four other men performing a Kentucky Flapjack?"

-JHC

by thenatas May 8, 2004

kentucky derby

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).

"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."

by Indian Charlie May 24, 2006

Kentucky Brownout

Created by a bunch of redheads, a Kentucky Brownout is where 2 people share their shit during sex. One or both of the partners strips down and stands over the other, legs spread apart ready to deuce. The fecal matter then flies out of the anus and sprays all over the other partner's face, creating a Kentucky Brownout.

My wife and I decided to have sex, so she spread her legs over my face and let it fly, inducing a Kentucky Brownout all over my head and my bed.

by Dongalicious August 27, 2011

kentucky trap

The art of placing ones testicles over an unsuspecting victims eyes while passed out and inserting penis in mouth.

Fernando was so drunk last night i hit him with the good ol' Kentucky trap

by Vagenis June 21, 2008

Kentucky Kiss

The act of touching gums with another person as a show of affection. This generally requires one or both parties to remove their teeth or have some missing teeth.

Those meth heads are over there Kentucky Kissing again.

by Sam Buzzard 89 September 14, 2010