Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid October 11, 2016

Athletic Kid

The annoying person that can span from the age of 4 all the way up to 25. He or she, usually he, is the kid that would sprint around the gym/track when the gym teacher says a jog/walk.

Gym teacher: Ok everybody! We are now going to do a nice slow jog around the gym.
Athletic kid:*starts to sprint while laughing at everyone he passes, thinking he looks cool, but actually looks retarded*. (The gif. below is a good representation on what this kid looks like.)

by A_Bi_Legend November 12, 2020

toxic kids

These people hang out on
Roblox
COD
Fortnite
Xbox 360 game chat

*toxic kids these fucking days*

by Questionforgodwhy March 19, 2021

The Kids Will Love It

Made by Matt and Pat of the Machinima series "Two best friends play."
Used to poke fun at over used mechanics in video games and other media.
Such as the mass amounts of call of Call of Duty clones or how games are too easy

"Another Call of Duty clone? THE KIDS WILL LOVE IT!!"
"Why is this horror flick so damn generic? Oh! Because the kids will love it!"

by jack frost nixon November 6, 2012

Batman kid

A term used to describe an orphan or a young child who is without parents. The phrase draws inspiration from the iconic superhero, Batman, whose own backstory includes the loss of his parents during childhood. Just as Batman overcame adversity to become a symbol of justice and resilience, a "Batman kid" may symbolize strength, determination, and the capacity to thrive despite challenging circumstances.

(1.) I killed my parents and now I am Batman kid. (2.) I was working with the mmmm, the Batman kid. Do you mean the orphan? YES, that's the word!!

by notthebatmankid October 25, 2023

Cotton kid

Any kid\Child that was raised in the Northwestern part of Texas.

Blake:"I'm from Lubbock Texas."
Jaren:"That makes you a Cotton kid!"

by TOMDARAK May 2, 2020

Jeans Kid

A person who participates in track & field who forgets their track pants at home, and thus has to wear their school pants (jeans, khakis, etc) to practice. The aforementioned student typically is chastised and harassed throughout the practice as they were "dumb enough not to bring track pants to track practice"

Did hear Ryan forgot his pants?

-- No, he's rocking jeans kid?
He's totally a jeans kid. What an idiot!

by Napski1 August 17, 2020