Julian

Julian is sus and likes to touch llamas

Julian no no touched me

by GGGGGGGW August 26, 2022

Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3

"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"

by RyanKeith December 11, 2023

JULIAN

Enemy of the week

ENEMY OF THE WEEK this week is Julian because we have seen the least of him. Do better or perish 🔥 ⚰️ 🔥

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Julian

Tbh, this dude is kind of the player type, but it works because he’s the most attractive person you’ve seen in a while. you’d let him play you just because he’s so good looking, and you’ll also like him even tho he has no social skills.

- wow, that dude’s so attractive!
- yeah, that’s julian. don’t fool yourself, though, he’s a player.

by Redamancy November 11, 2021

Julian+Amanda

As Julian is a warm-hearted person and Amanda is lovable, this makes them a perfect match. They always laugh around each other. But they care about there other person feelings. They are a great couple together because of the love and hope between them. They started as not even knowing about each other before they where in 3 periods together. In P.E. they never really talk to each other before they started dating all they did was just laugh at each other or just glance. Until one day they will realize they like who they are inside. Soon they feel in love with each other and then Julian asked her to the Valentine Dance. After that day they where indomitable as one couple.

Julian: don’t you like how Amanda laughs

Julian: she makes me laugh.

Best Friend: Bro you like her, go ask her out

Julian : I don’t know, I am going to be the new laughing stock at school.

Julian: Even I can’t do that she has a boyfriend.

Best Friend: If you really like her then go ask here

Julian: okay

*Julian went and asked her out and she said yes and to this day they are an indomitable couple. *

lovely indomitable couple Julian+Amanda PowerCouple

Indomitable- impossible to defeat or break apart.

by AmyTheWriter73 January 31, 2018

Julian Mejia

Julian mejia is the greatest baljeet that ever lived, he spent many breaths perfecting his fortnite skill, he is strong independent and knows how to tell siblings to step off, “my phoneeee” is one of his many phrases

Man Julian mejia is a spammer

by Baljeetlover420 March 10, 2020

Julian

A pretty fucking gay dude (in a good way).
He's always there for any of his friends and helps them through their problems, but he never admits when he's actually hurting. Genuinely a nice dude, but a bit of a doormat. He's probably really funny and has really great cuddles.

Julian needs more love.
If you were any gayer, you'd be Julian.

by kin hada July 24, 2018