Jack Johnson

One of the greatest ass kickers of all time. He beat up his opponents with a smile and they loved him for it.

Black Jack Johnson, NYC...

Excuse me, he was from XGalvestonTexasX.

by anon March 3, 2005

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johnson & wales

A private university in the Northeast specifically Providence Rhode Island, where rich kids from Massachusetts and sorrounding New England area go if they are too dumb too attend a real college. Culinary Arts, Hospitality, and Business are the major programs but a degree from JWU is generally laughed at by industry professionals. Lot of students are addicted to painkillers. Tuition and room and board is over $30,000 a year. The teachers, atmosphere location, food, dorms and pretty much everything about the school sucks but the school is such a business it will go out of it's way to make you a student to get your money. IF ALL ELSE FAILS GO TO JOHNSON & WALES

I heard he's a Culinary major at Johnson & Wales? Yeah he didn't have the grades to go anywhere else and thought he could be the next Emeril. Too bad he'll never make it with a degree from that school.

by mike s June 19, 2006

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asswipe johnson

Loser who takes Message Boards on the internet too seriously.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

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Black Johnson

Putting a fresh banana in a microwave and setting it for 10 minutes on high. The after effect is a burnt phallic shaped object that smell's like a yeti's ball sack.

I skated out of work early, but before I did I went to the accounting department's breakroom and left them a black johnson. TGIF mofos!

by GD Hayduke August 20, 2010

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