One of the greatest ass kickers of all time. He beat up his opponents with a smile and they loved him for it.
by anon March 3, 2005
Get the Jack Johnsonmug. A private university in the Northeast specifically Providence Rhode Island, where rich kids from Massachusetts and sorrounding New England area go if they are too dumb too attend a real college. Culinary Arts, Hospitality, and Business are the major programs but a degree from JWU is generally laughed at by industry professionals. Lot of students are addicted to painkillers. Tuition and room and board is over $30,000 a year. The teachers, atmosphere location, food, dorms and pretty much everything about the school sucks but the school is such a business it will go out of it's way to make you a student to get your money. IF ALL ELSE FAILS GO TO JOHNSON & WALES
I heard he's a Culinary major at Johnson & Wales? Yeah he didn't have the grades to go anywhere else and thought he could be the next Emeril. Too bad he'll never make it with a degree from that school.
by mike s June 19, 2006
Get the johnson & walesmug. by Anonymous June 16, 2003
Get the asswipe johnsonmug. Putting a fresh banana in a microwave and setting it for 10 minutes on high. The after effect is a burnt phallic shaped object that smell's like a yeti's ball sack.
I skated out of work early, but before I did I went to the accounting department's breakroom and left them a black johnson. TGIF mofos!
by GD Hayduke August 20, 2010
Get the Black Johnsonmug. Casual Sports Fans. Defined by Hootie & the Blowfish when asked the meaning of their album of the same name.
by k-Spit May 8, 2007
Get the Fairweather Johnsonmug. Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
by WhiteBoyG May 24, 2014
Get the long johnsonmug. 
Get the Swiss Johnsonmug.