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Sloppy jason

I sloppy jasoned myself
by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018
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Jason Guo

Jason Guo is the embodiment of can't pull bitches if his life was on the line, he believes that flaunting his wealth will help him finally get laid , however he is probably cursed by god to be virgin for the rest of his life. A fat asian male that simps hard for girls to no avail.
person 1: dude i can't seem to get any bitches at all
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.
by Bacchus February 2, 2022
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jason grace

the act of dying by the hand of a roman emperor.
Sally: Oh man after Jughead got hit in the head by a brick , he was found dead after being stabbed by a person named Caligula
John: Pulling a jason grave er- i mean jason grace I see
by stoneystark February 19, 2021
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pull a Jason

Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.
coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"

coworker B: "Sure!"

(half an hour later):

coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."
by coworker A July 31, 2009
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Jason Rothenberg

A silly ass bitch who needs to choke on his 1” dick
Man, fuck Jason Rothenberg, he’s such a little bitch
by THE HEAD AND THE FUCKIN HEART September 18, 2019
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Jason Grace

The best Heroes of Olympus character from and he is totally lit.
Jason Grace is a Roman Demigod, and the best ever
by PercyFan7 March 7, 2017
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Jason Smith

The Alpha of all Alphas.
The manliest man you will ever see.
A sexual god.
Ex: My friend Jason Smith is a fucking legend!
by Orbit Intensity September 20, 2018
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