Jake Paul

A narcissistic idiot who exploits his 12 year old fans for money. His content mostly consists of fake drama, vlogs, and some obvious fake horror shit

You watch Jake Paul? Fuck you

by scyllaisreal July 25, 2018

Jacey

She is a very beautiful person. she will be there when ever you need help. She is great at reading books and novels. In 5 grade she got 750 AR points. She is loving, grateful, kind, weird, ect. She loves horses, volleyball, soccer, and so much more. She is one of the only people that I know that are all of these things. She is very intelligent and works so very hard on everything. She can read a 1000 page book in 3 hours or under. Jacey is the best person I know. I love her for who she is. (I love her because she is my sister).

Jacey is loving and kind

by Jacey 1 February 27, 2020

the fall of jake paul

A very lit diss track on Jake Paul by older brother Logan Paul (who is much butter). Alissa Violet (ex- girlfriend of Jake) makes an appearance and 'kisses' Logan. Why Don't We also dissed Jake because he dissed them calling them a 'Walmart One Direction' (then he apologized in tears lol).

Uh oh, that's Alissa Violet, used to be your chick
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my... team
Those cars ain't yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg 'cause she knew you weren't loaded

I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You're tryna be a model, should've kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video 'bout who's the better kisser

Is it called Team 10 'cause you take 10% of your friends? (that's fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that's also a fact)
Are you mad just 'cause you couldn't sign the Dolans? (they're smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)

It's everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I'm a savage, you are average, I'm a beast, I'm going wild
This song will be the death of you, I'm 'bout to be an only child
The fall of Jake Paul

by Whoisheba August 15, 2017

jake'd

-v.-(jay*k*ed) 1. to be tricked or fooled in such a way that you are completely surprised punked 2. to be the victim of a "hit it & quit it."

1. "Dude, that guy got jake'd at the party, it was hilarious."

2. " I met him, we had sex and then he left, I guess i was jake'd."

by JJK3 December 28, 2005

jaked it

to drop a ball (usually a football) that is easily catchable

"Dude how didn't you catch that ball it was right to your hands!'

"I know i totally jaked it"

by Coopahloop October 8, 2009

Jake Sweeney

A beached whale. Otherwise known as recieving head whilst swimming in the pacific ocean off the coast of california whilst eating a fried baby smothered with ketchup.

Dude! Those kids over there are totally Jake Sweeney-ing!

by Minday&Shilaa February 28, 2011

Jake'd

To get absolutely drunk beyond recognition.

Guy #1: That guy's just downed 16 Jagerbombs and 8 double JD & coke's.

Guy #2: Woah! That guy's gonna be Jake'd!

by TheTomSly November 3, 2012