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Jacob is literally the most fucking annoying person you will ever fucking meet. You will have shit tons of bruh moments whenever you're around him cause he's so god damn fucking stupid. Jesus fuck he is so fucking annoying fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck it's jacob
Jacob by dickbread January 7, 2019
Jacob is the world best fuckboy in porn history. Whatever you see Jacob, he will go full homo and gives you a blowjob, earjob, nipple job, belly button job and nose job.
Come here jacob
Jacob by Wingling January 21, 2019
Polio addict. Yacob. Wierd-ass short kid. Writes books. Hates people. YEET.
HORY SHIT HERE CAMES JACOB!
Jacob by yeetyskeetybeetyreety February 7, 2019
Jacob is very nice. He can be a bitch sometimes but he is very nice. He will be the nices ass hole you will ever meet. He is a good friend. He has 4 levels of him there are nice, scary nice, demon, and satan. He is satan but he only shows it when he is really mad.
Jacob:hi
Other person:hi
Jacob by Jakemanp123 February 7, 2019
Jacob a Guy that is nice funny and likes to smoke his snapchat is cash.20k he is rich he is my daddyyyyy my saggytittys my crush(;
Friend: Who is he

Me: oh Thats jacob my crush

Friend: he is a hottie
Me:ikr👅💦💦
Jacob by Sidebitch21 February 10, 2019
Jacobs are little drama starters. Believe what anyone tells them. They trust other people instead of their girlfriends and best friend. They never talk to their girlfriend about how they feel (only when their girlfriends are mad at them). They always think that their girlfriends are cheating on them with their best friends.
Jacob: Are you dating my gf
Best friend: No wtf are you talking about??

Jacob: I don't believe you
Jacob by Itz_Lily February 12, 2019