Jacobs Crotch

Someone who loves blow jobs

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch

by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017

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Jacob-James

(Adjective) someone who has a general fondness to grab male genitalia

Jacob-James just wants to grab my D.

by Nei Hooms Pa August 5, 2022

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the worlds best musician. criminally underrated. his debut single sweatshirt charted 90 on billboard 100. in addition, he’s a super cool stoner. yeah, he smokes weed. it’s awesome. really cool guy, i’d love to spark with him some day.

sophie: you seen jacob stonertorious’ new tiktok?
liam: yeah, he’s so cool. i wish i could be like him

by Mr Kachows dream girl December 1, 2020

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Jacob Beal

An average male. But with a forehead that can range from 6 inches to 3 feet

Jacob Beal’s got a massive fucking forehead

by JbBno¥ September 24, 2019

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Jacob Saltsman

Plays for the Los Angeles Lakers has 29 million subscribers on YouTube

Jacob Saltsman is the best Basketball player ever

by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018

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Jacob Cardinal

The embodiment of god, a myth known only by a select group of powerful men and women, it is said those who worthy of meeting Jacob Cardinal are blessed with great wealth and power.

I pray to Jacob Cardinal before eating.

by Stevenson99 January 21, 2023

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