dick jasmine

(adj.)

-A wretched burning at the tip.
-A way of describing an individual as mildly retarded.
-A general association of French-Canadian Euro trash.
-Literally, the worst

Did you see that guy, he was suffering from some mad dick jasmine.

by FrostedTips918 January 27, 2019

Gurtej and Jasmine

Gurtej and Jasmine are a cute couple like Dilavar and Avneet. You probably saw the word from #urfavasiandog. Anyways, theese two are just meant to be! UWU

Example : Gurtej and Jasmine slays.

by #Avneet's daughter May 15, 2023

gerbil jamming

If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!

Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!

by the master jammer November 17, 2006

Jasmine

An idiot who likes to draw and watch anime while screaming at the screen yelling "KONCHIWA SENPAI-DESU HENTAI SUGOIII"

yeah, thats all

"What is a Jasmine?"

by DonaldsTrumpets69 September 28, 2017

jasmine orlando

she a fat meatball who likes clout and says “that’s that gang gang shit” and she has no neck. and she belly dances everywhere and her rolls jiggle so much. she dates boys who use her for clout and calls herself a queen when she isn’t one

jasmine orlando is ugly
her rolls bounce

by your,favorite,gay,girl August 17, 2019

Jamming B

A term often used by software and online game designers and coders, to refer to one of the subsequent players who constantly mocks the game and the way it is made, because they simply have nothing better to do. It is important, in order to understand Jamming B's, that you look up the other, related phrases; Twat, Cock, Ungrateful, Shite.

Ahh, we've got another Jamming B, better hit the delete button.
That Jamming B has awful grammar.
What an ungrateful little shit that Jamming B is.

by Ted J February 11, 2008

Jazmine

Jazmine get the fuck on my nerves.

nobody:
Jazmine: * searching herself on urban dictionary *

by hdhehsi jsdhufdhhsbsjsbd December 31, 2019