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TikTok kid

A user of TikTok that's under the age of 13 (which is the age required to access the app). Their videos on the platform include "running away from home" videos, "flying fairies", "getting pregnant" (yes) etc. These kids are also known for posting videos with weird filters on and generally unfunny jokes or just typical kids stuff like nerf battles etc. There's also a furry side of these kids who post videos of them dancing in hand-made cardboard fursuit heads which often just look embarrasing. Some of the users still upload lipsync which died off back in the days of Musical.ly or videos of them recording a TV.
Have you seen this TikTok kid's account? Haha, he posts such cringe there, wanna watch?

Sure. Lmao what a kid! Let's scroll down to see more of his videos.
by ttjapnjett September 21, 2020
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Kazoo Kid

The dankest meme on the market.
He likes to sing, dance, pretend, and kaaaazzooooooooo.
"I wish I was as dank as Kazoo Kid."
by Swegggggggggggggggggg December 12, 2017
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Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook
Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!
by The Squid October 11, 2016
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The Kids Will Love It

Made by Matt and Pat of the Machinima series "Two best friends play."
Used to poke fun at over used mechanics in video games and other media.
Such as the mass amounts of call of Call of Duty clones or how games are too easy
"Another Call of Duty clone? THE KIDS WILL LOVE IT!!"
"Why is this horror flick so damn generic? Oh! Because the kids will love it!"
by jack frost nixon November 6, 2012
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Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.
by soberboy63 December 11, 2018
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Batman kid

A term used to describe an orphan or a young child who is without parents. The phrase draws inspiration from the iconic superhero, Batman, whose own backstory includes the loss of his parents during childhood. Just as Batman overcame adversity to become a symbol of justice and resilience, a "Batman kid" may symbolize strength, determination, and the capacity to thrive despite challenging circumstances.
(1.) I killed my parents and now I am Batman kid. (2.) I was working with the mmmm, the Batman kid. Do you mean the orphan? YES, that's the word!!
by notthebatmankid October 25, 2023
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snapchat kid

a degenerate, who spends half of their day on snapchat, texting slang to their "besties"
guy1: what is he doing

guy2: im pretty sure hes a snapchat kid
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 7, 2022
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