Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.

Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.

by soberboy63 December 11, 2018

loud kid

1. A kid, most commonly a CS major, who is excessively loud, even when confined to small spaces. Hobbies include talking over professors and TA's and increasing the average volume vector of any room he occupies.

"Did you see the way the TA shut down loud kid in recitation today? That was awesome!"

"Yeah. I hate that guy."

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"OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP LOUD KID!!"

by SageofWisdom July 25, 2008

Kid Buu

The Biggest Menace in Anime History

Kid buu Blew up the earth in his first episode

by jakepaul hater 2169 May 1, 2022

Kid Amogus

Spelled backwards means Sugoma Dik (Suck on my dick). Mostly used to trick kids into the trap.

Person 1: Hey! What's Kid Amogus Backwards?
Person 2: HAHA! Sugoma Dik (suck on my dick)

by anonymous March 5, 2022

Sludge Kid

A “Sludge Kid” is a term generally used to describe a fairly indecent human being, typically being male. Factors typically include a guppy face with a stern fat-to-muscle radium of 64%. Sharing many similarities with the infamous boo-boo kid, sludge kids have a lethal toxicity, a result from all of the sunnyd they ingest. Studies suggest that there are approximately 2.5 billion sludge kids today, and rising with a staggering rate.

sludge kid wake up; you’re up to bat!

by JuciGmon July 5, 2019

TikTok kid

A user of TikTok that's under the age of 13 (which is the age required to access the app). Their videos on the platform include "running away from home" videos, "flying fairies", "getting pregnant" (yes) etc. These kids are also known for posting videos with weird filters on and generally unfunny jokes or just typical kids stuff like nerf battles etc. There's also a furry side of these kids who post videos of them dancing in hand-made cardboard fursuit heads which often just look embarrasing. Some of the users still upload lipsync which died off back in the days of Musical.ly or videos of them recording a TV.

Have you seen this TikTok kid's account? Haha, he posts such cringe there, wanna watch?

Sure. Lmao what a kid! Let's scroll down to see more of his videos.

by ttjapnjett September 21, 2020

Batman kid

A term used to describe an orphan or a young child who is without parents. The phrase draws inspiration from the iconic superhero, Batman, whose own backstory includes the loss of his parents during childhood. Just as Batman overcame adversity to become a symbol of justice and resilience, a "Batman kid" may symbolize strength, determination, and the capacity to thrive despite challenging circumstances.

(1.) I killed my parents and now I am Batman kid. (2.) I was working with the mmmm, the Batman kid. Do you mean the orphan? YES, that's the word!!

by notthebatmankid October 25, 2023