Ian and Albert 

Two boys, who are very sad. They cry in the presence of intellectual superiority. They typically wear big coats to distract from their unlikeability. Ian is short and not cool. Albert is less short, and not cool. Ian and Albert's tend to lack at all things but especially lack in the world of the arguement.

Man, Ian and Albert sure are dumb.

Ian and Albert by Johnathan Cenus May 20, 2020

Ian Vassar 

A furry fan who injoyes blink 182

You would listen to blink in a fox suit, your such an Ian Vassar.

Ian Vassar by poeforshow44 December 7, 2010

ian watson 

another word for friend zone. This is most likely because of his ability to not finish with hoes and fear of showering with men.

Dude, im always going to be a ian watson.

ian watson by dougyp and teddyd December 21, 2010

Ian Watkins 

The paedophilic lead singer of Welsh rock band lostprophets.

"Did you hear about the charges against Ian Watkins?"
"Yeah, something like conspiring to rape a toddler?"
"That's it. It's a shame really, he seemed like a good lad."

Ian Watkins by utytiuyiuhug December 28, 2012

Ian Hecox 

One of the funniest, smartest, sexiest, most talented men alive. The co-creator of Smosh, along with Anthony Padilla, who is also funny, sexy, and talented. Ian has AMAZING blue eyes that will make any girl fall in love instantly. He also has his own YouTube channel, IanH, where he has three weekly series, Ian is Bored (every Monday), Lunchtime with Smosh (every Thursday), and Smosh Pit Weekly (every Saturday).

Girl #1: If you could date any guy, who would it be?
Me: Ian Hecox, duh. Have you seen his eyes?

Ian Hecox by SmosherForever January 5, 2012

Ian O'Shea 

The hottest non-wormaphobe ever!!! Jared Howe's rival in Stephenie Meyer's "The Host". He falls in love with Wanda, the alien that takes over Melanie Stryder's body. Jared Howe, however, is in love with Melanie, who isnt completely erased from her body, despite Wanda's existance. He has a twin brother, Kyle O'Shea. When Wanda sacrifices her soul-self to save Melanie, he goes and finds her a different body. he has snow white skin, sapphire eyes, and coal-black hair

"You. Are. Not. Leaving. Me."
Sapphire, snow, and midnight, all rolled into one

Ian O'Shea is my friend's imaginary lover.

Ian O'Shea by Rae Pridemore June 22, 2008

Ian Somerhalder

Only the most amazing actor ever, with the best blue eyes and dark hair you will ever see. Best known for his role on Lost (Boone) and currently The Vampire Diaries (Damon Salvatore) If you look at him you will die because he is that beautiful, im serious. He is glorious.

Ian Somerhalder

Ian Somerhalder by kkyy January 9, 2013