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Ian MacKaye

An overrated musician responsible for some of the most terrible aflictions to ever scar the face of music.

First of all MacKaye was a member of hardcore band Minor Threat, a movement which ruined punk rock, not just by attracting a retarded new meathead audience, but also brough a really bad metal drum beat. MacKaye was responsible for starting the straight edge strain of mental illness, where a loser is too poor to buy drinks and too ugly to get laid, but claims they're "straight" edge as an excuse.

After leaving Minor Threat, MacKaye invented emo, dispite this nobody stopped him. All manner of faggots from those wigger dweebs the Beastie Boys to those unfunny retards NOFX to a whole manner of pretentious indie virgins look up to MacKaye as if he is some kind of great. Unfortunetly, as you can see from the rating on the other defintion, he has brainwashed his fans well.
Hey theres that Ian MacKaye guy, isn't he the guy who said drinking beer and fucking girls is wrong?
by Chintos January 29, 2008
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Ian Wilson

A man everyone knows is gay but himself, often wearing flashy clothes and tight t-shirts. This man most likely has tattoos and a huge attitude for his tiny frame.
Here comes Ian Wilson with his tight obey t-shirt. I wonder when he will come out of the closet?
by Flumb June 12, 2011
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ian smith

A man-child who can either be really fun, really loving, really annoying, or a real pain in the ass.
Ian smith was put in my group yesterday, I just hope he actually works.
by Autumn Allen! June 14, 2017
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Ian bird

Ian bird is a word that meens teamkiller used in the online game called counter strike. he is a famous teamkiller it is used to call someone a tker and warn your team.
*(ct)john attacks (ct)bill*
bill says ahh theres a ian bird on our team.
by jedimaster111 July 28, 2008
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Ian Bealing

Ian Bealing is a term used when you have to hold in a laugh/squeal/snigger in an awkward situation such as at work when its deadly quiet or at a funeral and as a result of trying to laugh quietly or not laugh at all you end up pulling the infamous Ian Beale face.
I'm totally Ian Bealing right now

Have you seen Jessye shes Ian Bealing at a joke I told her!

Trying my best not to Ian Beale right now
by SatansLittleLover69 October 8, 2019
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Ian roy

A lit ass manz who is a boss at all shit he does
Hey Ian how's your day

Ian roy: badass i killed 30000 Nazis and assassinated Osama bin laden
by Hubert le fronz February 7, 2018
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friend of Ian

A homosexual male. Usually a member of an homosexual coven formed and 'headed' by an arch-homosexual or an 'Ian'.
"That guy is wearing a scarf."
"Yeah, I think he might be a friend of Ian."
by Guuiiiillttteeee!! August 11, 2012
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