I'm kept

Up to date; I got it. ; I gotchu;

"Hey did you hear that new song?" "Yeah bro I'm kept"

"Hey the part will start at ten ok?" "Sure man, I'm kept"

by Pizzalynx2020 October 10, 2016

I'm a Sandwich

Saying that you're a sandwich is the equivalent to saying that you're a submissive in a BDSM relationship. It can also mean that you have to desire to he in the previously mentioned relationship in which you are the submissive

Jonah: I'm a sandwich
Oliver: What does that mean?
Jonah: It means I want my girlfriend to peg me

by I'm_A_Sandwich January 5, 2022

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022

I'm losing it

Someone's running out of patience. When a situation is even too much stressful.

Too many streaming children here. I'm losing it.

by Giuzi March 22, 2022

I'm Fine

When a girl says I'm fine it means that she isn't fine it means the total opposite of FINE

Boy:" are you okay?" Girl:" I'm FINE"

by ToldYouMan November 30, 2018

I'm Done

when you hear or see something that captivates you

yo he said "my money got the germs, so if you touch my cash you gon catch the ringworms" "i'm done"!!!!!.

yo did you see her she look too good "i'm done"

by 1,2,3 April 19, 2009

I'm over it

After having blown something insignificant out of proportion, a person may use the phrase "I'm over it" in an attempt to save face and maintain the guise of a seemingly laid back attitude. This may directly contradict a preceding statement.

In this particular example of "I'm over it", the subject is a towel which has been left hanging outside the laundry, awaiting the next load of washing.

Amy: "Can we do something that towel?"
Dan: "It has only been there a few days, I'll put it in with the next load of washing"
Amy: "Well you know how I feel about towels... I'm over towels!!!"

by BareGriss September 10, 2009