Hockey Gouging

The look you give your meal in the staff canteen before slaughtering it.

“Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”

by pseudenym June 6, 2018

Taco hockey

When bitches be flippin the clit burger around like a hockey puck.

My girlfriend played taco hockey while I was on the phone with her

by Dildo baggins 69 August 17, 2019

Hockey Mom

Sarah Palin

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!

by Tina w. fey February 20, 2009

boo hockey

Something that’s dumb or that’s bullshit.

wow that’s boo hockey.

by Laserfrog44 October 17, 2023

Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.

We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party

by Sweet Man Big C May 2, 2021

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Hockey sport

What my dumbass grandpa calls hockey, akin to Parents calling Xbox and Playstation all "Nintendo"

Dammit are you still playing that damn hockey sport

by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025