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Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”
by Capndanpan December 31, 2020
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boo hockey

Something that’s dumb or that’s bullshit.
wow that’s boo hockey.
by Laserfrog44 October 17, 2023
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Turf hockey

Turf hockey is one of the most physical demanded sports on the body. It helps you become stronger, fitter, quicker and have stronger reflexes. Hockey is one of the most skill-based sports out there, as using a stick to move the ball around needs a high level of coordination — especially since you’re constantly on the move. Whoever plays turf hockey is a very strong fast and powerful person.
People who play turf hockey are very powerful
by Rednight July 11, 2020
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Hockey Lindsay

A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.
"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."
by Sage of the North October 13, 2023
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Hockey Gouging

The look you give your meal in the staff canteen before slaughtering it.
Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”
by pseudenym June 6, 2018
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Hockey Mom

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!
by Tina w. fey February 20, 2009
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dental hockey

Another term for a blow job. You know, third base, knob gobble, skull fuck, smoke pole, playing the ol' skin flute.. etc
"Want me to play dental hockey on yo man meat? $50."
by pjames6 October 5, 2016
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