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field hockey 

Has nothing to do with the amazing sport of hockey (well, it is called hockey, played with sticks, has the same goal and more or less the same positions) but it isn't as cool as real hockey.

It's a very preppy sport, and yet at the same time, widely recognized as a lesbian sport.

I don't play it, but I know some people who do. Only 1 out of the 10 people I know playing it are lesbians...still that's higher then most sports...
Greg- 'Look, it's a lesbian,'

Nancy- 'Yes, she's the Field Hockey team,'
field hockey by Moi May 31, 2004
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Northeastern Hockey 

a pak of worthless, scumbags, whose goal is not to score with pucks but with puck fucks and wonder around life drunkingly stupid, growing old and losing hair wondering at the age of 50 where the hell life went...not NHL material :(
Hey notheastern hockey, can you feel it? Yes, Yes, Yes!
Northeastern Hockey by NU Hater February 6, 2004

Orgy hockey 

adj. A term coined by Newcastle Uni Mens 1st XI, who were the pioneers of this complex style of play in 2006. Used when fast, free-flowing hockey results in one team totally dominating their opponents. Usually accompanied by numerous goals.
Fred: "Damn George, that game was one-sided!"
George: "Tell me about it, that team knew they were gunna get it, they just didn't know from whom or from where!"
Fred: "Hell you could pretty much say that was total orgy hockey."
Orgy hockey by Whenever Wherever December 12, 2008

air hockey 

like french kissing without tongue (tonsil hockey minus the tonsils)
"In grade five we used to play air hockey on dares in the barn instead of full blown making out"
air hockey by bbTeen June 18, 2009

Field Hockey 

A trendy "sport" among uncoordinated high school girls (Usually freshmen)played for activity credit.
Jessica said that I can get an extra three credit hours if I sign up for field hockey next semester, and that I don't need any training or athleticism!
Field Hockey by GiggleShits November 27, 2017

Field Hockey 

a sport designed for butchy females who have thunder thighs and act like dudes
john: yo who are those girls who have monstrous legs?

tom: they are girls who play field hockey

john: fuckin butches..
Field Hockey by DFAC May 25, 2012

Field hockey 

Worst version of hockey, it’s hockey but for pussies who can’t handle the speed and physicality of ice hockey, shouldn’t even be called hockey.
Guy #1“Hey did you know Daniel plays hockey”
Guy #2 “he must be pretty tough then”
Guy #1 “he plays field hockey....”
Guy #2 “what a fucking pussy”
Field hockey by Bastardized69 August 18, 2018