help me

A signal for help usually put in by insane people or your on a school chromebook and screaming for help, but instead searching it than calling a therapist. When you find this is a definition you will read this entire page helplessly, and doing anything but focus in class.

help me im bored

by Letyoudown March 11, 2022

Helmet

They suck and the singer is an asshole. I had dinner with him in philly and he was the biggest fuckin’ dick I ever met. He was also being a jerk to the wait staff

Helmet lead singer “Page Hamilton” is a total cazzo. I don’t like that guy

by Death Menace April 18, 2022

HELP ME

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.

American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

help me I am stuck in the coal mines

A common saying among Victorian children.

"help me I am stuck in the coal mines, Jake."

by chesket October 7, 2022

help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place

me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD

by VincentGo! November 27, 2022

Help Me Urban Dictionary is weird

Person 1:Help I now know you can eat frozen semen because of urban dictionary
Person 2: TF? That website is weird AF
Person 3: FR

Help me Urban Dictionary is weird

by Helpgetmeoutofhere February 13, 2023

Help Me Get Legos

let the kid get his legos

"this kid is setting up a GoFundMe, title Help Me Get Legos"

by GoAskAliceFr April 30, 2023