Holden

A Holden is usually a jerk to most people around him. He hooks up with many girls and will probably cheat on you if you date him. He is so dirty it makes the air feel gross. And he will do anything to get to you.

Girl: My BF cheated on me!
Friend: Well I mean he is a Holden.

by That Nerdy Artist December 1, 2019

Micro-holler

When someone tries to holler at someone within 30 seconds or less. A last ditch effort to hook up.

Once the lights came on Brian micro-hollered at anyone he could.

She didn't talk to me all night and then she micro-hollered at me at last call.

by Simon P. Waffle October 18, 2009

Holler-Swaller

A big orgasmic suck off of hillbilly giz complete with sticks dirt ball grease pubes left over pussy remnants from his sister and enough inbred sperm cells to impregnate a small nation with an army of wrong turn children.

My ole' lady took a holler-swaller ; up on the mountain last night.

by Lynzetta304 January 16, 2020

Holden

A guy who has fore skin and watches scat porn and breaks shit

Holden has a hood

by Robbydarocker January 25, 2020

Haldershok

A sad person who has turned to gardening to get their mind off of their troubles.

Man I feel sorry for Jim after his girlfriend dumped him he's become a haldershok.

by FertTheTurt April 14, 2023

head holler

someone that will give head. something like a booty call

im looking for another head holler

by simplyshea July 27, 2006

The Holden syndrome

The unfortunate medical condition of having wonkey nipples.

This can be applicable for both the male and female variaties.

Dude, that guy has wonkey nips... I can see them poking through his shirt!
Yeah, have you not heard? He suffers from the Holden syndrome. Poor guy.

by dstark March 11, 2010