Hockey

Hockey is an amazing sport containing everything you would need :fights, blood, hitting, sticks to whack people with, people in black and white you can go off on, and teammates that will go down with you

Damn hockey is one hell off a sport

by Annonmoniss May 5, 2018

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indoor field hockey

A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.

Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go

by Fhockey January 12, 2017

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bolts hockey academy

Just a beauty

Just a bolts hockey academy day

by Keagan stubbard November 9, 2020

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taco hockey

when you’re making out and your lips are sliding. the tongue simulates a hockey puck going in the goal.

“yoo dude, you were playing taco hockey with your gf weren’t you?”

by ashthegoat November 19, 2020

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Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.

“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”

by Capndanpan December 31, 2020

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