hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

Keegan Hockey

So imma level with you, it’s bad, really, really bad. He’s a 14 y/o dipshit canadian that plays xbox and likes to annoy the shit out of his peers for his own entertainment. One of his favorite pastimes is Dick and ball.

keegan hockey is gay man

by Yung Cheese July 2, 2019

Hockey

Poop, doo doo, feces

Mama I gotta go to the bathroom because I gotta hockey!

by Beety August 28, 2021

malaysian hockey

When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.

When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.

by fishgaming June 20, 2024

Hockey

Rich white person sport

Hockey is a sport for white rich males

by Whitehockeyz January 13, 2022

Hockey tryouts

The act of a UPS worker breaking fictitious jams. Using the Shepards hook to move a single package off the belt

You must have hockey tryouts coming up

by Smellypein March 19, 2025

Hockey Lindsay

A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.

"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."

by Sage of the North October 13, 2023