a refernce to gilly depoorter for being the ladies man
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by gilly depoorter November 14, 2003
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by number one guida April 13, 2005
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A guido has another less common meaning than that of an Italian guy who wears FUBU.
A guido is also a half grown moustache commonly found upon the upper lips of adolescent or high-school kids who think that because they can grow facial hair they are real cool. Unfortunately, this does not work out, no matter how hard that person tries. It looks really ugly and pisses some people off a whole lot.
A guido is also a half grown moustache commonly found upon the upper lips of adolescent or high-school kids who think that because they can grow facial hair they are real cool. Unfortunately, this does not work out, no matter how hard that person tries. It looks really ugly and pisses some people off a whole lot.
"Hey dude," said Joey. "Do you like my new beard? Tight, huh? Huh? Huh?"
"Get over yourself," responded James. "You can't grow a beard now and you won't be able to for another ten years. Shave that fucking guido off your face, you fucking mess. You look like shit."
"Get over yourself," responded James. "You can't grow a beard now and you won't be able to for another ten years. Shave that fucking guido off your face, you fucking mess. You look like shit."
by Jamboni December 28, 2005
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Man, I can't wait to use the gildo this weekend with my top dudes.
Hey, wanna come back to the gildo?
Hey, wanna come back to the gildo?
by koccaine kev January 5, 2011
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Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.
by Buhdi February 24, 2011
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Guilder #1: Yup, I fell out (of) my deer stand last week 'cause I dropped my butt and tried to catch it.
Guilder #2: Yer such a guilder.
Guilder #2: Yer such a guilder.
by jt castleton February 7, 2006
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