Fruity Grandma

Fruity Grandma is a person who can be old or young;known as hip and trendy and wears Grandma outfits and may act fruity.

Person 1: wow you are such a fruity Grandma!

Person 2: I-

by Ywas4637 September 21, 2022

Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017

Grandma

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall

Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.

by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

grandma’s kisses

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass

my boyfriend gave me a bunch of grandma’s kisses last night when i was eating him out

by puckeredlips September 9, 2020

My Grandma’s Right Knee

gone

where did my grandma’s right knee go

by EggYT December 23, 2024

Grandmas-pudding

A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.

"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"

Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.

by Fat track mcdack tack May 3, 2016

grandma penny

Everything you try to do to save you time has actually made it take longer. When you are in a hurry to check out and you get in the shortest line only to be behind an old woman (Grandma Penny) who is counting out her pennies to pay for her things.

Can also be used to describe being stuck in your lane of traffic and switching to the faster lane only to see the lane you switched from is now the one moving.

I can't get away from grandma penny today!

by Pelicanpistachio May 17, 2016