Gooch

A Gooch is a part between the ass and ballsack, aka austin cook

Austin show me your fucking gooch please

by jerdowhater June 17, 2019

Gooch

The area between ones genetalia and anal orifice. It is only the are between the legs, within the crotch. Often very hairy for men.

Chad: Bro I shaved my Gooch yesterday
Chad 2: Why? That's gotta hurt
Chad: I regret it, it's making my balls itch

by noobmaster64 June 26, 2019

Gooch Gunk

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.

Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.

by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020

Gooch-hole

A medical phenomena arising from a male having an additional X chromosome in which the patient has both a penis and a urethra tucked under said penis. This condition is usually accompanied by a unfortunate side of type II diabetes.

Guy 1: “Yo did you hear that her boyfriend has an extra X chromosome?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”

by Bigballer02 February 3, 2020

Gooch

Space between buthole and ballsack of vagina

Please poke my gooch

by Human body June 26, 2020

Gobshite

Sharing very personal information about someone which was told in confidence

Don’t tell her anything, she’s an absolute gobshite (in other words the gobshite shares any and all private information as great gossip)

by Youlittletwats September 25, 2020

GOOCHA

A TRANSVESTITE, ONE WHO TRIES TO MAINTAIN ITS MANLY IMAGE BY SHAKING ITS ASS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. TYPICALLY SMALL AND PUNY IN SIZE, THEY SPENT THEIR ENTIRE LIVES TRYING TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR THEIR MICRO-PENISES.

THE KID CONTINUED TO SHAKE HER FEMININE ASS INSPITE OF THE IMMEDIATE REALISATION THAT DAWNED UPON EVERYBODY THAT HE WAS A GOOCHA

by GRAMMAR_NERD_81 October 8, 2020