gold membership trolling

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.

Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.

by The Real Driller March 31, 2020

Golden Oil

Aka, Goil, refers to when a person slides their way out of consequences by relying on their riches.

Tiffany got her DUI charges dropped by relying on her golden oil

by Luckiness May 12, 2021

Golden Whale

The Act Of Urinating In The Anus Of Your Sexual Partner And Then Awaiting The Glorious Flatulence That Will Then Shoot The Urine In The Air Imitating The Blow Hole Of Most Whale Species

Friend 1 : “Yo man when my girl and I did the golden whale the piss got in my eye and gave me pink eye!”

Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”

by TheGoldenWhale August 11, 2021

Golden Plower

The act of fucking a person with a penile erection roughly, while pissing in the orifice.

This human is so kinky, they asked me to golden plower them! We had to change the hole sheets after that...

by Soyboyslim420 April 5, 2022

Golden State Warriors

A NBA team that has the best shooter in it and won a championship against the Boston Celtics in TD Garden in 2022 , and has the most win in a season being 73-9 breaking the '95-'96 Chicago Bulls record of 74-10 ``756

The Golden State Warriors beat the Celtics in Game 6 !

by niggerfucker336 December 11, 2022

Gholdengo

A Pokemon that takes way too much effort for a useless evolution.

It's taking too much effort to evolve Gimmighoul into Gholdengo

by Thegamers1222 March 14, 2023

urban gold

Quarters. This form of legal tender, necessary for parking, laundry and other aspects of city living, is usually extremely difficult to locate when needed.

Oh shit, my meter is about to run out.

It's OK, I have a secret stash of urban gold in my car.

by sparklologist December 29, 2009