Sandy Grandma

"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."

Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.

by TheOverWatcher November 2, 2019

Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts

dude you smell like "grandma nuts"

by Isamsmart November 3, 2019

Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson

Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma

by Stinky lucas gang December 4, 2020

Grandma

Courtney bowman

Grandma bowman

by Amy..... October 21, 2020

Grandma

A woman who looks through her purse as a form of entertainment.

Grandma forgot her purse in her cart at the store again. What's she going to do for fun now?

by phatbat.exe November 1, 2020

grandma

the best cookie maker

person 1: ugh these cookies are sooo good
person2: ikr?!?!
person 3: MY GRANDMAMA IS THE CHEEFFFFFF

by hooman___person November 4, 2020

grandma burnt

Grandma grew up in the Great Depression. There was no waste. If food was burnt, you scraped off the burnt bit and ate the rest.

"Grandma burnt" means that the food (usually toast) is burnt, but not burnt so badly that you can't scrape off the burnt part and eat the rest. It's not "really" burnt.

That toast is only grandma burnt. You can still eat it.

by anonymous November 7, 2020