Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013

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Fuzzies

Fuzzies are cute, fuzzy, and may be the cutest pieces of eye candy your eyes will ever meet. They are very soft to the touch, however, they are neutral creatures, so it might not be a good idea to try and harm them. They make good and easy friends, so it's a good idea to be on their good side!

"Have you seen those Fuzzies over there?"
"No, were they pink?"
"Oh yeah, they were adorable!"

by Dreamlight January 15, 2019

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fuzzy pretzel

v. the act of eating out a female who has contracted a sexually transmitted disease

Hey, did you hear Jake gave that stripper a fuzzy pretzel and now he has herpes on his mouth?!

by Walsh 120 September 25, 2011

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Fuzzy Motorboat

A delicious alcoholic drink containing:
3 oz. Peach schnapps
3/4 oz. Coconut rum
4.5 oz. Sprite
4.5 oz. Orange juice
1/2 oz. Grenadine

Man, I could really use a fuzzy motorboat right now! It's so refreshing!

by mlee February 18, 2014

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Fuzzies

The name of a four year old boys biceps.

While yelling excitedly at his mom and flexing both upper arm muscles at once the boy says, "check out these fuzzies, I'm strong! Grrrrrrr..." The mama bear just giggled and agreed with her little cub.

by iliketopurpalot89jdt March 19, 2017

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