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Funk

When a part of your body is in a small amount of pain when you either sleep in a wrong position, or when you pull a muscle.
Andrew: Aww, man. I slept wrong, I've got this evil funk in my arm.

Matt: Just fall on it or soemthing... Pop it back into place.
by Matt Lance March 31, 2008
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funk

by YoloSwagMonkeyYouAreACunt January 10, 2017
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Kreyòl-Funk

Kreyòl-Funk or K-Funk (also known as Haitian Funk) is a music style in which Haitian artists combine FolKompa rjythms with Kompa and Beat which infuses KompAvant-garde music (often HDEMl) with elements of Rara and Vodou drummings..

The concept usually includes using Electromechanic musical instruments and Electronic Music Technology or Electronic Musical Instruments , as well as distribution via digital audio formats over the Internet.
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Typical instruments
Modern synthesizer, Drum machine, Sound effect, MIDI, EWI (Electronic Wind Instruments), Backing track , Bass guitar, Electric guitar, Drums, Congas, Saxophone, Bamboo, Vaksin, Flute, Trumpet, Whistle, Tombone, Clarinet, Keyboard/Keyrtar Chanted vocals, and singable mélodies.

The tracks are predominantly instrumental, though there are exceptions

The music very danceable, The defining characteristics of the subgenre are thesound of Bass which sometime imitate the cilindrical bamboos and the Vaksin (Kone), and the drums These drums resemble congas, but with much more slender tapered bottoms.

A notable label of this kind of Kreyòl Funk is Negre Marron Records which was foundef in New York City ) 2018) by René Guemps.
yo Jerry,
I juste dowloaded Nègre's Marrons Records newest Kreyòl-Funk LP on ITunes i goota say all 7 of the tracks sound really good.
by Negre Marron Records October 15, 2018
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Funk Tree

A very blonde, very large penis.
Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?

No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009
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miss funk

A fucking stupid ass bitch that does retarded ass shit for no fucken reason, if you meet one you should impale her fucken retarded face.
The girl who sent me to the princapals office for throwing paper is such a miss funk.
by Miss funk December 8, 2017
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Miss Funk

Someone who is kind, smart, and a chill gal. Lowkey is a fein for tigers and dinosaurs. Her wardrobe is robust with not cringy clothing. You just know she's a trend setter. Although she doesn't like dutch bros or yoga, she still is the main attraction. She always manages to laugh at everything you say, even though I just shared a very traumatic story. Those blue eyes will capture your soul... and heart. Don't let the looks fool you, she's a feisty one.
Miss Funk, why are you breakdancing?

Because Im funky like that.
by poopysauce7 February 5, 2025
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Funking bees

1. Bees that are funking (as in, to dance)
2. A polite synonym for "Fucking bees"
"ay those bees are funking bro, hell yea"

"these funking bees won't leave me alone"
by påšs thê bęäñś July 8, 2020
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