Fucktard

Fuck and retard conjoined. Often referring to people such as handy douches, such as: Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and those guys who use your face jokes too often (and your mom jokes)

Example 1
Guy1: Oh thats funny!
Guy2: Your face is funny!!!!
Guy1: God dammit, Fuck, your such a FUCKTARD!

Example2
Guy1: Do you know how high mount Everest is?
Guy2: Your mom!!
Guy1: Can you be more of a FUCKTARD??!

by SmitheeFuckTard December 26, 2009

fucktard

1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'.

2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.

Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again?

Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.

by AThousandCuts May 27, 2010

Fuckit Bucket

Similar to the "Swear Jar" or "Cuss Jar" you had to put a dollar into at home whenever you cussed, just modified for an older audience.

A bucket into which you must deposit a dollar for every cuss word you say.

Alyssa: "Yeah, he was fucked as shit."
Cait: "That's it, put two dollars into the Fuckit Bucket."
Alyssa: "Aw, man..."

by LunaDoll July 19, 2011

Fuckit List

A list of things you wish to do before committing suicide.

Doing every street drug I can find is the last thing on my Fuckit List

by Tehhet April 24, 2011

fucktard

One who is extremely retarded.

"I just jizzed in my mom's hair while watching animals sex on Court TV!"

"Fucktard."

by Vinic March 31, 2003

fucktard

a combination of "fucking" and "retard", therefore, making anyone, whom this descriptive noun is place upon, a fucking retard.

"you're such a fucktard when in comes to math"

by the dudette October 28, 2003

fucktard

a combination of "fucking retard"

You are a fucktard

by Dana November 9, 2003