Fred

The name Fred is an uncommon-common name. Fred is a mysterious guy. He is highly intelligent and excels academically but can get distracted by wanting to have a fun time. Fred is the type of person to think before he speaks, so he is typically received as being shy. He likes to live life on the edge in a fine manner. He is foreign but you would never be able to tell, and is more than likely depressed. Fred has probably served in the military and has extensive knowledge in history and factual events. Fred is obsessed with girls yet his respect towards them always stays intact. He has never been one to make someone uncomfortable on purpose. If you ever have the chance to start a relationship with a Fred, then expect your world to turn upside down. His commitment to you will overpower any struggles your relationship may face. His loyalty is his way of showing his love. Fred is able to stay hard for hours at a time, so be sure to return the love and appreciate his giant penis!

Hey, did you know Fred is throwing a party tonight?

Omg no way! I have to go, he’s like the hottest guy in school!

by jukeboxmusic November 27, 2021

Fred Savage

Fred savage was in a crappy lifetime movie called "No One Would Tell," and he beat the shit out of his girlfriend in the movie

Hey don't grab her that hard you will end up like fred savage and kill her.

by jizzgussler March 6, 2010

Dirty Freddie

When you're still drunk from the night before and a dirty man who works at a fast food restaurant looks like a desireable option to hook up with that day.

That guy could be my dirty Freddie. Or, oooh look at that dirty Freddie, he makes me want to take off my clothes.

by FmTownsend May 24, 2019

Right Said Fred

When describing a Lady wearing a low cut top and a good bra.
You see two Bald head like objects in her bra..... like Right Said Fred.

Ozzie: Corr have you seen that girl over there?

Pat: What her and Right Said Fred!?!

by Jacky Mitchell March 13, 2008

freddy got fingered

The worst movie in the world. Plot was completely retarded. Tom Green is obnoxious and stupid. This movie is great if you want to kill yourself.

Tom Green should not be allowed to make movies such as freddy got fingered.

by Tomaz1 July 17, 2006

Freddy Krueger

The quick release of a closed hand during anal fisting.

He gave her a Freddy Krueger and now she's really torn up.

by JBARBS August 15, 2009

fred durst

Fred Durst is a fucking tool and I hate him and hope he dies. I haven't seen the video but I can guarantee I'm not impressed.
he can't sing, his ' song writing' consists of an unhealthy amount of profanity and meaningless drivvel. Fred Durst and music just don't work.
I agree that his voice is "unique" for someone who is in a "popular" band, simply because he sounds like he has a pile of shit in his throat. Durst has poor range, relies WAY too much on studio effects and all of this is made worse by the fact that he THINKS he is the absolute shit.
Limp Bizkit is one of the worst things to happen to music. Ever.

Fuck Fred Durst

fuck fred durst

by LethalWeapon14 February 12, 2004