whenever you’re talking about someone or somebody and you think they’re hot and you say they’re fine as a bird meaning they’re good looking
by mae williams July 28, 2019

The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.
Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.
by The Learned Hand October 30, 2013

A stupid ass lemon with fucking Pringles for wings. Flappy Bird flies through a shitty Mario-esque world, trying to dodge the warp tubes, while failing miserably to keep his Pringle wings flapping.
In other words...a stupid game that was created by Satan to piss people off.
In other words...a stupid game that was created by Satan to piss people off.
John: Oh hey whatcha playing, Sean?
Sean: Stupid Flappy Bird...this son of a bitch is hard to play! I barely just hit 13 points...oh goddammit! Fuck you Flappy Bird!
Sean: Stupid Flappy Bird...this son of a bitch is hard to play! I barely just hit 13 points...oh goddammit! Fuck you Flappy Bird!
by Victoria__1313 September 27, 2014

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by money666lord February 13, 2005

Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."
by Paso Robles Slang March 9, 2010

by gangstaGReezY January 18, 2006
