by LC August 25, 2003
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Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.
Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.
Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.
Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.
by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008
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Get the Floppy Wobber mug.guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"
guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"
guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"
guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"
guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"
guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"
guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"
by JMayzin September 13, 2009
Get the floppy mcdoppies mug.When you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say "just forget it," leaving you with a floppy dick
I couldn't get the condom on fast enough so she was like "ya know what? nevermind." Needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night
by El Muchador April 25, 2010
Get the Floppy Johnson mug.when something is done and it becomes soft, floppy, or anything along those words opposite of rigamortis
when your penis gets soft after intercourse
when your fucking a girl and you splooge and your dick gets soft
when your penis gets soft after intercourse
when your fucking a girl and you splooge and your dick gets soft
Richard: dude i was having sex with jane last night and couldnt keep it up when i finished i went straight to floppymortis
Jane: OMG girl when Richard and i was fucking last night i couldnt finish he finished too fast and went straight to floppymortis
Jane: OMG girl when Richard and i was fucking last night i couldnt finish he finished too fast and went straight to floppymortis
by billnye2 September 4, 2010
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