Filthy Well

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.

Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.

by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011

filthy 5k

Running a 5k and then immediately proceeding to receive oral, leaving your sweating crotch stench all over your partners face.

I surprised my girl with a filthy 5k and she threw up all over my nuts.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

filthy fingers

The Goddess Medusa's eccentric love child.

Medusa loved her filthy fingers, especially after they got hot.

by NeMo4life January 24, 2017

Filthy Five

The coolest girls you will ever meet. A bad bitch girl gang that includes five powerful chicks.

Person A : Did you see the filthy five at that party? They all looked bang.

Person B : Omg, yeah! I wish I was in the filthy five.

squad girl gang daddy booty

by Ttrich101 June 10, 2016

Filthy Mellander

The act of shitting on ones face, then rubbing it in with your belly.

Debra got a good filthy mellander last week, i can still smell that shit!

by Hitler15 February 21, 2011

Filthy swag

Swag so raw that it’s filthy. You gotta be the most swagged out person that you receive input from others that swag changed you. Beyond that level of swag you must be eternal with the swagger

“Damn son, these b*tches want some, they be like filthy swag, can I get some”
“Bro pass your juice down to me so I can be filthy with thy swagger”
“Is he really flexing that much? Damn he’s filthy with the swag”
“Yungg son, he has the swag of a filthy one”

by Hagrid vibes 🙌🏼 May 13, 2021

Filthy Deluxe

Two people simultaneously shitting on your chest, one with diarrhoea being optimal.

He came round last night with his bestie and gave me a filthy deluxe.

by Filthyfilthy October 5, 2017