The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.
by baddestbiatchvanessa July 19, 2022
Get the Fern mug.Fernando is the type of person to make you fall in love in such a weird way and even tho he’s hurt you multiple times and opened a wound and added hand sanitizer you could and still like him there’s no way to get rid of him and he’s just so dorky and you’ve written multiple things about him and yet he’s still clueless. You can never be mad at Fernando in fact when you think of him you smile. Fernando can make you happy and sad in the same minute.Fernando has like 2 close friends but is very social.
Friend1: have you heard from Fernando
Me:ughhh I wish and at the same time I don’t wish to have heard from him
Friend1: haha I get it!
Me:ughhh I wish and at the same time I don’t wish to have heard from him
Friend1: haha I get it!
by 4Moly_4 September 6, 2022
Get the Fernando mug.A Venezuelan or Mexican kid that’s really funny and hot he knows how to cheer you up. He eats pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner fuck it even a snack.
He will rock your world in every way possible.
He might be a pussy slayer but when he finds the one he’s staying with her.
He is also very funny and caring.
He will rock your world in every way possible.
He might be a pussy slayer but when he finds the one he’s staying with her.
He is also very funny and caring.
*Girl 1* Omg this rlly cute guy asked me to prom he was so majestic and dreamy I didn’t get his name though ;(
*Girl 2* Dont worry girl he was definitely a Fernando
Example 2
*Omg i lost my virginity to Fernando he may be 5ft 4 but he has 6 extra inches somewhere else*
*Girl 2* Dont worry girl he was definitely a Fernando
Example 2
*Omg i lost my virginity to Fernando he may be 5ft 4 but he has 6 extra inches somewhere else*
by Nando964 September 17, 2022
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Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?
Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?
Scenario#2
Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~
Furry#2- *gets horny*
Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?
Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?
Scenario#2
Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~
Furry#2- *gets horny*
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