The acronym for "Fake Sickness Syndrome"
FSS normally sets in Monday-Friday before 8am. FSS is used to get out of everyday task like Work & School etc..
Symptoms of FSS consist of: Fake fever, fake coughing, and of course fake vomiting. If you have any signs of FSS please, dont dispare hope is there.
FSS normally sets in Monday-Friday before 8am. FSS is used to get out of everyday task like Work & School etc..
Symptoms of FSS consist of: Fake fever, fake coughing, and of course fake vomiting. If you have any signs of FSS please, dont dispare hope is there.
by Shallah Un Monk June 11, 2006
Get the FSS mug.when you are getting your dick sucked and your about to bust a load, you slap the bitch in her face. She will look to the side and looks right back at you saying what the fuck. You than bust a load in her face and say i FSU or Fuck Shit Up.
when i asked derek how the party went last night with lisa he just answered i Fucked Shit Up FSU. I understood what he meant and walked away laughing.
by Pat Maygroyne May 9, 2009
Get the FSU mug.A combination of curse words (fuck shit damnit) when the first two cant be used because of parents being around.
*stubs toe* FSHDAMNIT that hurts.
Bob: Hey man whats up
Joe: Nuthin much this guy pissed me off today
Bob: that sucks what did you do
Joe: I yelled at him and he was all like FSHDAMNIT?
Bob: Hey man whats up
Joe: Nuthin much this guy pissed me off today
Bob: that sucks what did you do
Joe: I yelled at him and he was all like FSHDAMNIT?
by icefire2 July 20, 2007
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by SILVER HELMET RETARD May 17, 2009
Get the FSM mug.L.A.F.S. stands for Less Attractive Friend Syndrome and is a real condition that affects girls. A girl who suffers from L.A.F.S. is uglier than her female friends, but despite this continues to hang out with said friends. This is usually because these girls are popular and she is popular with them. Because girls at parties move in groups the girls who suffers from L.A.F.S. is often the girl that the wingman takes while his friend dances/hooks up with the hotter girl. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. are also often overlooked and end up becoming 'easy' sexual partners. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. also have low self-esteem which is why they whore themselves out.
Example 1:
John: Dude I tried to hook up with Susie last night but she left early so I fucked her friend Kate instead.
Tim: Kate suffers from L.A.F.S...
John: I'm just a squirrel tryin to get a nut...
Example 2:
Steve: Do you think I should ask Jill out?
Mike: Nah Bro, she suffers from L.A.F.S. I would def hit her friend Trina though.
Example 3 (in a club):
Paul: Dude, dance with L.A.F.S. while I dance with her friend.
Jim: Yo, you know I got your back.
Paul: That's why you're the Ace Wingman.
(Paul goes on to fuck hot chick, while girl with L.A.F.S. cries herself to sleep in her tiny apartment.)
John: Dude I tried to hook up with Susie last night but she left early so I fucked her friend Kate instead.
Tim: Kate suffers from L.A.F.S...
John: I'm just a squirrel tryin to get a nut...
Example 2:
Steve: Do you think I should ask Jill out?
Mike: Nah Bro, she suffers from L.A.F.S. I would def hit her friend Trina though.
Example 3 (in a club):
Paul: Dude, dance with L.A.F.S. while I dance with her friend.
Jim: Yo, you know I got your back.
Paul: That's why you're the Ace Wingman.
(Paul goes on to fuck hot chick, while girl with L.A.F.S. cries herself to sleep in her tiny apartment.)
by tfln-New Jersey's publicist. June 25, 2009
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