3 definitions by SILVER HELMET RETARD

FSM

FEMALE SLUT MAGNET:
WHEN A MALE OR FEMALE IS A MAGNET FOR FEMALE SLUTS

MY FRIEND IS SUCH A FSM.

by SILVER HELMET RETARD May 17, 2009

FSM

FRIDAY-SATURDAY MELTDOWN:
WHEN YOU START GETTING FUCKED UP ON FRIDAY AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT IT IS SATURDAY

"DUDE I TOTALLY HAS A FSM THIS WEEKEND!"

by SILVER HELMET RETARD May 17, 2009

FSM

FANTASTIC SLOW MASTURBATION:
WHEN YOU MASTURBATE SLOWLY AND IT HAS A FANTASTIC ENDING

I HAD THE BEST FSM LAST NIGHT!

by SILVER HELMET RETARD May 17, 2009