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Horse Cock Frosty 

The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.
Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."

Blumpkin Frosty 

Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.
Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!
Blumpkin Frosty by kd32178 February 9, 2010

hungarian frosty

A Hungarian Frosty occurs when a male lathers his penis, generously, with sour cream, and proceeds to penetrate a female partner, until ejaculation results. After his ejaculatory deposit, he preforms oral sex on the female's genitalia, slurping the mixture of bodily fluids and sour cream, until the female reaches climax.
Male: "Honey can you pick up the large tub of spur cream from the store tonight? I'm craving a Hungarian Frosty tonight."

Grove City Frosty 

When a man creampies a woman, and immediately turns around and shits in the same hole, creating a frosty-like substance.
Her Grove City Frosty was a little warm for my liking.
Grove City Frosty by MDBeaver November 19, 2015

Sad frosty

Sad frosty is sooo sick
Sad frosty by YVNG FROSTBITE September 6, 2018

Fuck me with a frosty mop 

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.
What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!