floor whore

a man or woman hu prefers 2 shag another person on the floor

kelly shagged someone on sarah's bathroom floor on new yrs eve therefore she turned in2 a floor whore

by brokenwings June 2, 2006

Second Floor

When your girlfriend is in there taking a shit and you sit on her lap and take a shit.

My boo was using the bathroom so I had to use the second floor.

by Paul IR Win April 4, 2009

Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch

When you use one arm to punch at the sky and another arm to punch at the ground.

I better show these kids how to Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch because they're beginners.

by Mole March 5, 2005

folorical

to have an overpowering feeling; or to get crunk

"Dude, im totally having a folorical orgasm right now."

by haile_screams January 25, 2009

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

floorhead

When headdesk just won't cut it.

A: I just shoved a pencil up my nose.
B: My sensibility cannot comprehend failure of this magnitude. *floorhead*

by MoronSonOfBoron October 10, 2008

floorsweep scrapple

Spam AKA Hobo Ham

The only thing I had to eat last night was a Floorsweep Scrapple sandwich.

by Okie Blue April 8, 2009