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flossinitis

a debilitating addiction to girls named Floss.

Symptoms include: ditching your friends, eating almonds, ripping the gym, going to Walmart/target and telling the disease causer that your friends hate her.
Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis!
by moose1234 September 22, 2021
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Flossum

It's not "flossum" you dummy; you're hearing it wrong. It's "flotsam."

Flotsam is defined as debris in the water that was not deliberately thrown overboard, often as a result from a shipwreck or accident. Jetsam describes debris that was deliberately thrown
They arrived to the scene of the boating accident as quickly as possible but only found flotsam. An ignorant member of the crew said, "Look, flossum!" The laughable display gave the crew a break from the terror, but the fun quickly subsided. As they gazed upon the wreckage, they feared that all was lost.
by DeepLogic October 4, 2021
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Floss God

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd
by Guapteament November 22, 2021
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flosstum

hey it’s flosstum, shes so stinky
by flosstum November 23, 2021
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flossing

A dance frequently preformed on somebody you hates lawn that will ultimately burn your friendship to shambles.
Sessa: "Why were you flossing on Jack's lawn?"
Abby: "GET RECKED JACK".
by Chris Monteforte January 10, 2022
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floss

someone who spreads cream cheese on their bum hole opening
by longpenis January 6, 2022
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flopsymimi

A Twitch stream with 0 bitches no friends and no life
flopsymimi has 0 bitches
by Memo342 April 13, 2022
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