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February 3rd 

The day the Superbowl lands on every once and awhile.
Yo, don’t the Patriots play on February 3rd?
Not this year, Sunday is on the 7th.
February 3rd by prosey October 15, 2019

February 26 

The day where the most crack head people were born
Wow her birthday must be february 26th she’s such a crack head
February 26 by stephanie26 October 27, 2019

February 14th 

The day where fast runners are born
People who are born on February 14th are considered fast
February 14th by Trueness for True November 2, 2019

February 23 

national fuck day
boyfriend: hey its february 23

girl: come over here lets fuck
February 23 by penislover202 February 19, 2021

february 26th 

The national fox day of none country
Also one of the most forgettable day in the whole year
-Hey dude have you seen the famous National fox say of February 26th in our country?
- that don't exist please leave my house
february 26th by Renardeau October 15, 2019

February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy
Sara : damn he's born on February 8th? He must be really hot then
February 8th by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019