February 23

February 23 is grab dick day 😩. so go find your bf and grab his dick because that’s your dick now

Me: bae today is February 23
My bf: yeah and ?
Me: it’s grab your bf’s dick day !
Also me: *puts my hand in his pants*

by Gaga 55 February 20, 2021

February 15th

Anyone born on this date is a amazing person. They are very self aware. They are very self confident and have a smile that lights up everyone’s day.

February 15th

by yessirimaratlog261 February 5, 2020

February 9

ask out your best friend day. ask out your bestie no matter what and they cant say no.

you; hey i got a question
bestie; yea?
you; will you date me, and its February 9 so you cant say no
bestie; YESSS

by JacobBatten1907 February 8, 2022

february 9

if someone was born on february 9th BE THEIR FRIEND!! i used to hate someone born on this day but now she’s like me best friend

FEBRUARY 9TH IS FOR THE KOOL KIDS

by ratbatcathat December 11, 2019

February 26

Where all the baddest bitch’s were born

. Friend: hey what star sight are you?
You: oh I was born February 26
Friend: no way

by The crackheadddd November 2, 2019

12th of February

They are the hottest and cutest person you know anyone born of this day is a legend

Wow your so cool your definitely born on the 12th of February

by Ussypayatereay3000 January 13, 2022

february 5

National Lick A Pussy Day

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing

person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.

person 1: so ?

person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too

by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019