improper existence

meaning: to literally not exist properly, and is to not be THAT close to become a living human being anymore. hardly ever is used as a meme AND an internet insult on tiktok and youtube note: it didn't ACTUALLY become a meme nor an insult YET, but i hope it does and i hope people use this insult

hey bro.

what?

see that cringy-ass dream stan?

yeah

she got that damn *improper existence* right here lmao

by fandomking2k23 December 1, 2023

I Exist Rizz

A form of rizzing, which the user does not speak to the wanted person, but exists within their vision.

This would be standing in line in front of them, going down the same aisle at the grocery store, or walking past them often.

The result is that they recognize you often so you can easily approach them when the time comes.

Guy1: You bro Sarah is so bad, I gyatt to get to know her.

Guy2: Dude you have art class at the same time, you should perform the I Exist Rizz

Guy1: Great Idea, she see me so often she;ll have to say hi!

by ExternalDraw43 March 17, 2024

pre-existing iPad kids

Children born after the widespread integration of personal devices, particularly tablets, into everyday life. These kids often have different developmental experiences compared to those who grew up without being surrounded by technology from infancy, leading to distinct social, cognitive, and behavioral traits.

My little brother might struggle with social skills because he’s among these "pre-existing iPad kids", too used to interacting with screens instead of people.

by Emotional Cruiser February 14, 2026

Illogical Existence Theory

The existential application: existence itself may be illogical—the fact that there is something rather than nothing, that beings exist who can ponder their own existence, that consciousness arises from matter and then questions matter—none of this is logically necessary or even logically coherent. Illogical Existence Theory suggests that existence is a mystery that logic cannot dissolve. The question "why is there something rather than nothing?" has no logical answer; existence just is, illogically, inexplicably, miraculously. Logic can analyze existence but cannot ground it.

Illogical Existence Theory "You demand a logical reason for existence. Illogical Existence Theory says: there is none. Existence doesn't need a reason; it just is. Your demand for logical foundations is human, not cosmic. The universe exists—illogically, gratuitously, inexplicably. That's not a problem to solve; it's a mystery to live."

by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026

Irrational Existence Theory

The existential claim that existence itself is irrational—not just inexplicable but actively absurd, self-contradictory, impossible to fully rationalize. We exist, but existence has no reason. We seek meaning, but meaning isn't given. We are subjects in a world of objects, minds in a world of matter—a contradiction lived, not solved. Irrational Existence Theory embraces this: existence is irrational, and the only authentic response is to live fully in that irrationality, without pretending to resolve it.

Irrational Existence Theory "Why do we exist? No reason. Why is there suffering? No answer. Why do we love, knowing we'll lose? No explanation. Irrational Existence Theory says: existence is irrational—get used to it. The point isn't to solve the irrationality but to live it, to love anyway, to create meaning in the face of meaninglessness. That's not despair—that's courage."

by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026

Greater Existence Cycle

A catchall terminology for the idea that you continue to exist as yourself beyond your death, through some either ascendence or metamorphosis of form.

This encompasses ideas such as Heaven, Hell, Spirits, Reincarnation, Nirvana, and other forms. Essentially, if you, the person, the ego, continue to exist after your own death.

This does not encompass things like your legacy or your will, as those are tangible actions that follow material cause and effect, rather than an abstract conceptual existence.

Gerard: "Hey man, wanna go ghost hunting with me?"

Davis: "Nah, I don't believe in any Greater Existence Cycle (G.E.C)"

Gerard: "That is why we need you, to be the skeptic on our team, as the one person who believes it is all over, man!"

by Generally Ginger January 19, 2025

non-existant

what other things are, absolutely nothing/0.

other things are non-existant.

by we are everything 2898 April 12, 2025