Ethan

A mythical lanky cum-like pedophile that looks at your kids very interestingly. When you see him, run away because he’ll kill you and rape your children .

“Holy shit it’s Ethan!”
“I know. I want to fuck him, but he’ll take my children.”

by ChuyChugh September 19, 2019

Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.

Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

Ethan

ethan, a perfect human. he’s funny and nice and probably has more than one pet. he is very sarcastic but will open up to you. he loves to sing and act.

wow. i love ethan, what a guy.

by yummy bath water February 8, 2020

Ethan

Super racist and discriminated against gays, blacks Jews, Mexicans really anything other then white

Damn that’s an Ethan

by YungYeeter21 April 4, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a pervert and a pedophile, kinda. He ain't the best person to hang around with, but his brother, Logan, is sick-nasty.

Man, I don't like Ethan.

by GalacticDong420 December 29, 2019

Ethan

A kid you have to invite everywhere cause his sister is bad

That kid Ethan has a hot sister

by Mi pp itches November 28, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money

Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world

by tiktokisdestroyinglives May 22, 2020