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Ethan

Ethan is a very lovable person.The kind of person your just...pulled to.He isn’t what you’d call hit but cute.He can make you laugh even when your having the worst day!He cares about you even though he may not show it.Some even call him gay when they know he’s not.Ethan is also very sensitive,mostly when being called a retard.If your friends with an Ethan your a lucky one.
Girl 1:Is that Ethan?
Girl 2:Yea he’s cute right

Girl 1:Are you really asking ME that?
by Miss?? February 1, 2019
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Ethan

This dude is very mean..sometimes an jerk .0. hes probably depressed..and has no friend,or maybe hes your ex he cheated on u, sorry. well thats ethan
Ethan is a fat deppresed jerk.
no one like him
eww
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Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly
Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly
by biggie doodle October 1, 2018
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Ethan

Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money
Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world
by tiktokisdestroyinglives May 22, 2020
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Ethan

A white boy who bleaches his hair. A boy who always has girlfriend even if it means 2 in a day. But he's cool in situations sometimes.
That guy just bleached his hair
Must be a Ethan
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Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
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Ethan

To not show up to any event that your friends invite you to even tho you said you would go.
Man he pulled an Ethan last week for Fred’s party and didn’t show up
by Foofooyoass June 24, 2018
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